What is Meller?
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A Meller is a name given to a person that has many characteristics (mostly negative) and one being that they are very antisocial or in other words unwilling or unable to associate and communicate normally with other people.
It is also the name given to a certain sexual position in which the submissive is riden until they shout meller.
Lucy said to James: "Hey what are we doing this Saturday?"
James replies: "What we do every Saturday, im going to meller you until you die''.
Many people with the name Meller are prone to horrible disease and die at an early age because of aids realted disorders.
Mellers are commonly known as the lowest of the low and feed off of human energy in order to thrive in the general population much like wombats and dingbugs.
The name Meller is also derived from english heritage and they would commonly imbreed with their family in order to increase the population of Mellers. This is why nowadays there are alot of people with the name Meller but they are all in some way deformed and can either have downs or look physically retarded.
I will conclude by saying that i would not if i was you associate with anyone with the name Meller because you will most likely be dragged under with them in their path of failure and death.
Meller ,James
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The most asshole thing to say in a given situation.
I lost, so I pulled a Meller and told him, "I hope you get cancer"
