What is Mellon-farmer?
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A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for
The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...
While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.
An example line from the edited film:
Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.
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a complete 180 degree change of head position in order to verify the aesthetic qualities of the female driver previously overlooked.
&q..
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Masterbation of the forehead; Done exclusively by the ones with large foreheads
Repetitive stroking of imaginary penis on forehead...
