Mellons

What is Mellons?


1.

Large womans frontage; mammary glands for the purpose of milk produce for new born child. Alternatively great for sucking and squeezing!

Get a load of her Mellons, they're huge!

2.

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

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