What is Mellor?
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Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world. Unmarried and on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!
Mellor: Are you going to do some over the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!
We blatantly know that this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'
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the mightiest of all!
someone who can dress as a
he's a right mellor!, melloriffic, you've been mellored!
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Another word for a paedophile. Normally used frequently throughout the South west.
"That old guy is such a Mellor"
"Afro-man has been convicted for being a Mellor"
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Mellor is also a word for an amazingly clever bird, who has lots of class and is god dam bloody gorgeous.
phwoarrrrrrrrr look at that Mellor over there
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Term used to describe emotional instability that is sometimes expressed in violence.
Stop that mellor behaviour young man!
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