Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Spraffing

1. chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's bod..

Krammit

1. Someone who cant talk properly and takes massive pauses befor they talk.... Oh and there best friend does the same thing. OMG did you h..

Top Hat Eye Patch Man

1. one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle. Hey man giant circle tonight! No man, top hat eye patch man alr..

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