Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Video Vegetable

1. Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot "My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vget..

Nimbus 2000

1. A Nimbus 2000 refers to a long penis. As opposed to a small penis (a wand). It is long, stern and always erect. "I love riding his..

Ace Boon Coon

1. partner in crime Ya ma ace boon coon, man! 2. N. Number one nigga. Your main man. Your bestfriend. Jay is my Ace Boon Coon. See nig..

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