Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Ziyed

1. Complainer/lagger/annoying, used in USF. He is such a Ziyed See lagger, complainer, annoying..

J.p.s.

1. Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing cloth..

W.o.m.p.

1. Acronym for (W)omen (O)utside (M)y (P)references. Let's scram scholar, all the girls in here are W.O.M.P. See Draper..

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