Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Five It

1. To give a high five when a good joke or comment is made. Amy- That singer is as bad as the girl on the first round of American Idol Me..

Lobster Sex

1. when you are screwing some one and you cut their pubs off. See sean 2. John Bobbit Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!! See..

Coconut Creampie

1. A semen filled vagina resulting from an interracial gang bang. A group of us went down to tha hood and gave a slut a coconut creampie. ..

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