Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Knatcock

1. a man with a very small penis Pete's such a knatcock, no wonder Wilma can never find his dingdong, it's tiny!!!! See cock, k..

[greeny-brown Sheep]

1. Translates to Olive-Ewe (Olive = Greeny-Brown ; Sheep = Ewe). Said fast it sounds like 'I love You'. Used as a good alterna..

Quizzing The Captain

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

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