Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

One-eared Elephant

1. A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untuck..

End-of-life Crisis

1. The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and mad..

Klip

1. Inexplicable scottish phenomenon - The Klip is known to appear randomly on forums and message boards spreading hilarity and discord. Kli..

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