Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

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Juggernaut Punch

1. A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing..

2d4m

1. Too Drunk For Me. 1. Someone who is hammered and too annoying to talk to. 2. Someone who is sloshed and trying to get with you, and yo..

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