Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Toodnoodler

1. A person of either sex that is that is clearly not gay or acting gay. Yet they show no intrest or desire for someone of the opposite sex..

Vix Moment

1. to go the wrong way to a destination, or get completly lost on the way. vicki got lost on the way to the shops, she had a vix moment S..

Engert

1. the dried poop stuck to the inside of your butt cheek someone peeled of a engert and put it on the toilet seat See poop, dry, engert, ..

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