Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Shrinkification

1. The unfortunate effect of the application of cold water to the male "wang" or "shlong" area. Person1: omg, John&apo..

Ass Of Doom

1. When some fat bitch is walking by and her ass is hanging out all over the place. Damn son! Look at that AOD (Ass of Doom)! See ass, do..

Beebage

1. beebage is the chubby-ness of a babies chest that sometimes looks like cleavage. beebage is a combination of the words baby and cleavage..

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