Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?


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Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?


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