Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Farbreeze

1. The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable. "Wow..

Diaper Time

1. Marking a sudden change in events, in which all common sense and rational thought are replaced by a relentless pursuit fueled by deep em..

Like Handles

1. n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love h..

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