Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Mery

1. A huge fat woman sitting behind a computer, lost in a digital world, with a social life that is restricted to the on off button of her s..

Eroticate

1. To eradicate a thought or memory by engaging in sexual behavior. Rick has casual sex with Lena, Linda, and Erica to eroticate his feeli..

Ewnf

1. The visceral reaction of a woman inexplicably turned on by evidence of bad hygiene habits* *See: Robert Pattinson (i.e. When you canno..

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