Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

On 1

1. to be drunk, or high, etc. we gonna get on 1 today. See bay area, drunk, go dumb, stupid, oakland..

Quanche

1. describes the skin between genitals and the anus sometimes i want to scratch my quanche. See crotch, camel toe, quanche 1. describes..

Infestafucked

1. really nasty After done using the porta-potty one would describe the leftover contents as infestafucked See gross, nasty, disgusting, ..

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