Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Early Pearly

1. a slang term used to describe premature ejactulation "woops... early pearly." See sex, semen, cum, love..

Chigger Dick

1. havin an std on your dick...to where it itches like the chiggers... 1."man i should of wore a condom last night, i think i might h..

I Just Can Not Figure Out The Way

1. You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover. Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the w..

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