Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Zydion

1. A complete, utter loser. His real name is Bonan, pronounced Bonin. What a phailure. Wow, he pulled a Zydion last night, and tripped wal..

Eat One

1. suck a dick, fuck off and/or die. "Hey Johnny, go do your homework!" "No Mom, why don't you go eat one." See..

Quintsexual

1. Someone who is attracted to men, women, transgendered, neutral/asexual, and plants. Jane is quintsexual...she'll do ANYTHING... S..

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