Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

'gin

1. Slang for the female genitalia. I feel really bad for gynecologists that are facing a particularly nasty 'gin...

Gorillapig

1. I fat ugly minger ginger slag girl. Who is suffering from Megalomania. This chick is a gorillapig. He is dating a gorillapig. See fat..

Braydin

1. a character that does not wear pants while claiming that he does indeed wear pants. He is such a Braydin in that dress...

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