Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

Jong

1. JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, ..

Kretman

1. one whose mother is a very loose woman Kretman: Man, I got no sleep last night Billy-Ray: Neither did yo momma..

Zac Efron

1. The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musicaland Hairspray. Will be forgo..

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