Mellow Johnny

What is Mellow Johnny?

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

35th Base

1. Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one m..

Embitch

1. verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar t..

Fack-tard

1. a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against el..

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