What is Melmer?
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An annoying, dorky person who abuses the tiny bit of authority or knowledge they possess.
Dennis: So I parked my car slightly over the line in this huge parking lot that is completely empty, when this square badge waddles out of the building and tells me I need to park between the lines or he’ll have my car towed.
Paul: Ugh, what a melmer!
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Someone who is always late for functions.
SO QUARTER-FLASH! She missed the whole movie!
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Someone who is always la..
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Making the presumptive generalization that most people are idiots.
Stop this senseless bullduggery on the twitternet!
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Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a..
