Melon Edit Meaning

1.

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

2.

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

3.

Single breast. See melons

"One melon was larger than the other."

See x

4.

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.

(SMACK!)

C: I just smoked that fence.

J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

See moron, idiot, retard, melonhead

5.

An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.

boobsnerd insult dateless egghead

Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?

Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.

See boobs, nerd, insult, dateless, egghead

6.

1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon

"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"

"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"

See water, mel, melon, fruit, yellow

7.

oral sex; skull,lid, head, dome,wop

Rob gave janet melon in the back of the bently 4-door

See brain, dome, lid, skull, head