Melon Bashing

What is Melon Bashing?


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The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

See melon, bash, bashing, yurk, fruit


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