Melon Cracking

What is Melon Cracking?


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Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit

Guy; i was melon cracking last night

See game, cock, tbag, guy, earth


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