What is Melon Cracking?
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Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins
Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night
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