What is Melon Farmer?
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When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
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A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
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someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift
Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.
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This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.
"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"
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someone who has a bad case of cling-ons and constantly smells of shit.
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The hottest night club EVER!
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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i har..
