Melon Farmer

What is Melon Farmer?

1.

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

See BFG

2.

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"

Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"

Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

See slang, swear, mofo, mf

3.

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

4.

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

See Kemikal

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