Melon On

What is Melon On?


1.

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.

Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.

See cock, english, watermelon


2

Random Words:

1. Word own by tom kelly completey, no-one else can use it. it has got to have the :D at the end too Person1: i'll call you l8a Tom ..
1. A young woman, usually in the teenage years, who has a propensity for giving very satisfying oral sex. My girlfriend is such a freaky e..
1. Slangfor lesbian Look at those earthlings, if I was a lesbian, I'd be the biggest slut this worlds ever seen See earthling, lesb..