What is Melon Stick?
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Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That
gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
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