Melon Stick

What is Melon Stick?


1.

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuanfuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.


76

Random Words:

1. rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing in my pants with tears in my eyes Daymoose: Dude watch out, everyone knows mexicans are..
1. a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on to..
1. A group in Portland, Oregon that rides jankity little kids bikes down huges hills every Sunday night. Famous for their bike art--the cha..