Melon Stick

What is Melon Stick?


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Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuanfuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.


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