What is Melonbird?
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The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.
Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.
Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!
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The best country singer!! Loves to sing about vacationing on the beach and getting away.
Kenny Chesney is fucking HOT!!!
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When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towe..
