What is Melonbird?
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The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.
Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.
Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!
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1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.
2.) A clever way to piss off..
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The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.
After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighb..