What is Melonbird?
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The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.
Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.
Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!
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to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)
"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"
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lives underground ina small damp burrow. Eats rabbit droppings to survive and sleeps on a bed of books.
Hates sunlight and loves turkey..
