Melonfarmer

What is Melonfarmer?

1.

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson

Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

See fuck, motherfucker, mother, curse

2.

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

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