Melonholing

What is Melonholing?

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

Formosa

1. A very prestigious Mediterranean family tree. Wealth and old money passes down the line. Formosa's are usually haunted by their own..

Melting Fart

1. generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt..

Zenfidel

1. A person who does not adequately adhere to orthodox Zen Buddhism. People who consider Zen Buddhism a tolerant religion have obviously n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Melonholing Edit Meaning