Melonholing

What is Melonholing?


1.

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.


71

Random Words:

1. A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or othe..
1. Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country. "My pregnant girlfriend ..
1. Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus f..