Melonology

What is Melonology?

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

See watermelon, sporty spice, honey dew

The Study of Melons

I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.

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Hptd

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Allegre

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