Melonwank Edit Meaning

1. Short for YOU FAIL IN LIFE Guy: "the first thing his dad told me when I called was "Happy Father's Day!!"" Gu..

1. A man of Cuban decent, and jewish decent all in the same package. That god damn Jewbin kept trying to borrow money to by himself a boat..

1. A guy that is so consumed or obsessed with playing poker that he forgoes his basic needs (ie, food, water, sleep or sex with his hot gir..