Melonwank Edit Meaning

1. A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat..

1. A lack of maintainance of the pubic hairs of either a male or female human. "my girlfriend doesn't shave, she has a fur-kini...

1. An extremely inexpensive prostitue. Oh my god! That Melissa chick down the street sucked the cum right outta me last night for just $5..