Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

E-pants

1. What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a..

Aybuke

1. the hottest thing known to mankind. so hot. YOUR CLOTHES WILL BURN WITH THE LOOK OF HER AMAZING EYES. OH YES. Wow, that booty, thats so..

Zequyx

1. (v) To have a crush on related forms: zequyxed, zequyxicle, zequyxes, zequyxing, zequixable I zequyx you. See like, dig, love, milf..

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