Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Dgmts

1. (acronym) "Don't give me that shit" First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends, including but not limited to Gonel..

Kerina

1. a. 1. A Slut 2. A Dirty slut 3. A Clean slut (eg:"My oh my! You look like a kerina today.") See kerina, kern, kerp..

Gone To Eat Pizza

1. to go and masturbate. ive just seen dot cotton on the telly. back in a bit, gone to eat pizza See pizza, wank, masturbate, gone, eat..

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