What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water
She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she g..
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God's Gift to Women. An Anti hero come to save the world through the internet.
Ikillmyfriends posts on SA so he must be cool.
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