What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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1) The moment of clarity just after a boneheaded act, but just before the point of no return, when you realize you've just done som..
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Another word for mindfuck as used in the film Yes Man.
Frank: You should really read this book. It's amazing, he tells you all thi..
