Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Handbags

1. Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop..

Gillogly

1. Unknowingly having sex with a transvestite Jim freaked out when he found out he pulled a gillogly See transvestite, transsexual, trans..

33°

1. Simply put, the highest rank a mason can obtain. A 33° mason knows and understands who controls the world better than any other person...

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