What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.
Jim: Dude, ..
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When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.
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A fear of wine of all kinds.
Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, rela..
