Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Disoriental

1. A lost/confused Asian Excuse me Chinaman, can I help you find something? I noticed you were looking a little disoriental. See asian, o..

Toothy

1. (adj) second rate falatio that is usually painful because of the overuse of teeth. She gives good head but it was kinda toothy. See he..

Your Maw

1. Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom I had YOUR maw "what you doing?" "Your MAw!" See hex_ten 2. gl..

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