Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Quaft

1. a large, wild, untamed amount of hair. Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today. 2. a variation of the classic pompador, ofte..

Cock Time

1. When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his ..

Picking On The Poor

1. Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS. Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists...

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