What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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2.
The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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Random Words:
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two words that is every interjection imaginable every thing you ever wanted to say in two words.
aww man...Flibberity Jibbets!..
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1) The male genitalia for an ogre.
2) A jerk, asshole, complete moron.
That mans an ogre shloger..