What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.
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Grey Pubic Hair.
Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.
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The act of placing an aborted fetusin a dumpster that has wheels
Jerry: Man, I gotta get rid of this kid quick.
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