What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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The cool, hip, southwest version of "not your mother."
"Whose mama is that?"
"That's nacho mama!"
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An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on yo..
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Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?"
Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre?
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