What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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One who warbles queefs
It infuriated my when that fat queef warbler kept on warbling my queefs
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(N) Hotel claiming to be among the highest in luxury offering guests an unrivaled stay. Unaccomplished in goals by mistreatment of emplo..
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a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.
youra dumass, useless dick.
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