Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Up Tight

1. Behaving in a cold or unforgiving way due to angst, a hangup or some bogus morality or propriety. 1. He got up tight about me smoochin&..

Zwickl

1. A. To steal something in a rude manner. B. To be exceptionally awkward. C. Someone who is kind of a huge bitch. A. Becky zwickled the..

Absailing

1. To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down..

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