What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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To get blazed and cruise around in a vehicle, typically at night. Coined by Quasimoto on the album "The Unseen".
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A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universecontest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.Fro..
