Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Octotwat

1. One who acts completely irrational or generally like an idiot but with vehement conviction. Said person usually brings about a 'c..

Vabbage Patch

1. a vagina that is unshaved. Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch! See patch, vagina, hairy..

W.c.

1. W.C. translates directly to Water Closet; it means “The Toilet”. Mostly only stupid people are unaware of this fact, but seeing as I am ..

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