Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Zoomerang

1. An interjection often used in a sarcastic sense to overplay the greatness of a situation/accomplishment/ statement of another. Jessie: ..

Xonit

1. Many things with a single xonit denote a specific area. You may me asked to "put your xonit" when you are really being asked ..

Dump Session

1. When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathro..

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