What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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1. a fetish with vomit (and sexual interaction) 2. fucking someone so hard they throw up 3. a girl's gag reaction causing her t..
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Used after a seemingly normal sentence that could be interpreted sexually.
Man: "I'm here to deliver your pizza"
Lady: ..