Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

No Correspondence Will Be Entered Into

1. In full: The judges’ decision will be final and no correspondence will be entered into. Bla bla small text no one ever reeds ... ... ....

Didactile

1. didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all. Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no fri..

Cocklog

1. A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering. Wow, I don't like to ..

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