Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Flog The Log

1. Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed. There was no chicks at the party so..

Kintesh

1. a neek guy who who speaks like a freshie your a proper kintesh..

Zeel

1. Vandalism of one's own property That zeel on the water tower is the work of the city officials. See zeal, zeel, graffiti, vandali..

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