What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term...
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It's a put down, like when you punked like Vanilla Ice.
"you just got vanilla iced"
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one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial ..
