Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Vincenza

1. hot italian girl who is very kind, and we'll blow your cock. i met a vincenza at the party last night, we had a great time. See h..

Gritch

1. one who is a grouchy bitch. Are you on the rag? You're being a huge gritch. 2. Grumpy + Bitch = Gritch i.e.; A grumpy ass bitch...

Yackademic

1. anything affiliated with academia that makes you want to hurl Meaningless busy work is, you know, yackademic. The article we had to r..

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