Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Jizcombobulated

1. The feeling a male or female feels after having a load blown into his or her mouth. Boy I felt so jizcombobulated when John blew his lo..

Gloot

1. Another urban physiological term for asshole. Can you believe the sound of that fart came out of HER gloot? See asshole, glory hole, p..

'sblood

1. Literally, short for "god's blood." Many centuries ago, was used as an oath. Comparable to saying "god damn" ..

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