Melp

What is Melp?


1.

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

2.

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus


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