What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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2.
The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.
I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.
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Condition that commonly occurs after the consumption of wine, beer or any other alcoholic beverage causes one to alter their judgment an..
