What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.
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a woman that jumps from dick to dick
that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.
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(noun) the state of being confuzzled, i.e., confused
The perplexing quandary left her in a state of confuzzlement.
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