What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.
"Man, do you wax your zucchini lin..
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An 'A-Double Dollar Sign' is just that. An 'A' and two dollar signs: A$$
Used in reference to the female buttocks, ..
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A pimp cane. Used primarly for:
1)Threatening hoes into staying in line
2)Keeping bitch ass niggas from steppin'
3)Discouraging ..
