What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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Euphemism for fellatio.
She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.
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An euphemism for placing ones foot within a ladies vagina.
Hello michelle, would like me to Trench-foot you?
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