What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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another name for a big dick on a black man that is usually very hairy and has huge veins popping out its sides
Damn nigga, you see that..
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Adjective. Random. Wacky. Without any order.
Derived from entropy, the measure of randomness, as learnt in AP Chemistry.
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