What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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To call dibs on your seat while you go take a dump or get some grub so that no thieving ass steals your seat. Has to be accompanied by ..
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1) The most badass song that you can 5 star on Guitar Hero 3.
2) The only known thing to challenge Chuck Norris.
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