What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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2.
The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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a faggot on yahoo who stalks women trying to get them to show him their titties.
u_g_a_bulldawg: lemme see yo titties on cam
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The act of being one with yourself by letting it all hang loose, literally on a specific day
i.e. Tuesday for Ta Ta Tuesdays
or Monday..
