What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A manuver that renders all listeners hysterical. cf Jacknife.
That's Japhed up! Japh and Jill. Japh off. You are a japhkniphe.
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A method of intercourse where you annoy someone until they agree to have sex with you. AKA RR which stands for Risler Rape
She the risl..
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When politely asked to leave a bar with a drink in hand, your associate stalls with the bouncer/bartender/owner until the aforementioned..
