Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Gun Problem

1. 1. Being unarmed or underarmed when shit hits the fan. 2. Addictive behavior in the buying, selling, collecting, modifying and shooting..

Hair Hurt

1. When you wake up after sleeping with your hair pinned against its natural direction of growth. The result being that the area of scalp w..

Kaka Stains

1. Tamil word for shit stains. Hey this toilet has some bad kaka stains. Say what!..

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