Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

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G.i.l.f.

1. Similar 2 MILF, insted of an M you add a G. Gradmas I'd Like To Fuck "Yo, Gustache check that GILF over there" "D..

Nirgil

1. A nirgil is a piece of rubber that is discarded while carving tiles for high school art class. These nirgils are usually curly, small, a..

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