What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
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"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it re..
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One who reigns supremacy over trolls, and works to rid them from the internet.
I have exposed your lies you troll! I am a mountain trol..
