Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast

1. Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulationwith an obese woman on the fourth of July. "Brian's walking kind of fun..

Faceditch

1. When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that pe..

Adorafying

1. Something that is adorably horrifying. That kitten is adorafying. See cute, adorable, scary, creepy..

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