Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Bug Hit

1. When you proceed to capture a bug inside of a piece, or water bottle as the bug hit was invented, and smoke the bug's mind out, and..

Moontang

1. Derived from poontang, moontang is the homosexual vagina, or anus. As the homosexual viewed a passing man's buttocks, he exclaimed..

Locker Room Pussy

1. a nasty smell like onions, expired meat and bo very similiar to badussy man, your car smells like some beat locker room pussy...

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