What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's ..
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When a man has a girlfriend and she leaves him and becomes a lesbian.
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