Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Assport

1. pulling international pussy. I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night. See pussy, international, tang, sex, anal 2. While so..

Fingernail File

1. Good utensil for use on the fingernail. Also good for stabbing. Used the fingernail file to stab the jail guard in the left testicle. ..

Oblo

1. Someone who is young, plump, annoying and desperate to please. Derived from the word 'oblong', for no particular reason. You..

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