Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Obit

1. Shortened for of obituary. Poster #1: <obit here> Poster #2: did he drop any good loot See obituary, death, haha, lol 2. a yo..

Noobacalypse

1. A noob that is such a large noob that he/she must be measured on an apacalyptic scale. Oh my god, you are such a noobacalypse! See noo..

Craptice

1. A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" b..

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