What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A delightful '80s B-movie about a town that is under the invasion of alien clowns.
Written, produced, and directed by the Chi..
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1. (noun) A person (generally a girl), who will do any slut-like act they are told to. They're called a slut puppet because of the ..
