What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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2.
The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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1)Insert 2 in the kitty, 1 in the shitty on two women with each hand
2)Instruct Two midgets to place their pooper on each hitchhiker&a..
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1) Approved of by Jill "kate" Fritz
2) Very very AWESOME.
3) A word that is indescriable.
3) Has lots of Symbolic meanings ..
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a fake name/pen name
*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time..
