Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Fort Jizz

1. The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytownstoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops..

Micropreneurship

1. Short answer - entrepreneurshipon a micro level Longer answer: It's the act of starting and completing small projects that are jus..

Vancouver Clam Chowder

1. When a gay man gags his partner with his penis causing him to vomit. The vomit would undoubtedly be milky white like Clam Chowder as fel..

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