What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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2.
The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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Pubic hair of a cat.
Oh no!!! My cat's gorshbobingob is in my mouth! DISCUSTING!
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any form of cannabis purchased in a greasy spanish town
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The act on the part of a female to put a man she is considering dating through awkward and torturous situations to get the reaction desi..
