What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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when you drink half of a saint ides 40 oz of malt liquor, and pour red wine until 40 is full again.
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A charicter from 'on the moon' a cartoon by weebls stuff. Hes a crazy prawn who lives with the toast king and moon Hitler.
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