Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Left-handed Banjo

1. A large floppy penis. Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches. See banjo, chode, music, bluegrass..

Pawzers

1. The cute way of saying paws My Kitty has white pawzers See paws, kittens, cats, animals, cute..

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1. The jawesome way of typing the letter E. §|=_}{ (Which is the equivalent of Sex)..

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