Melp

What is Melp?

To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.

Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.

See punch, pregnant, vagina, baby, fluid

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

See fetish, focus

Shmog

1. to be a dick. to do something unworthy to someone don't shmog on my parade, it was alot of work! See poop, mess with, screw up, s..

Jiggaman

1. An alias of hip-hop celebrity and Def Jam chief executive Jay-Z. 1) "Yes, y'allin, Jiggaman be ballin'" - Jay-Z 2)..

Little L

1. A very cool, easy-going way of telling someone that a little love from them will make you love them forever. Made famous from Jamiroqua..

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