What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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A cool kinda way of saying 'wow!' or 'geesh' instead of 'oh my god'.
'Oh my days! What is he DOING?&..
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A girl who loves the cock
That girl LOVES to cook!!!
She loves to cook!!!
Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry..
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That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licke..
