What is Melp?
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To punch a pregnant woman in the stomach, forcing her water to break prematurely.
Last night, Lizzy was being such a bitch that I decided to melp her.
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The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.
"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."
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diarrhea, Loose bowels, "When you piss out your asshole"
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Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom ..