Melpyew Edit Meaning

1. Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving. I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'..

1. Insert the following two words: JANITOR and SANITATION into a fine Swedish made blender. Puree on high. I stress the HIGH. I spend my d..

1. Describing the time while one is taking a shit I was midshito when she called me and I dropped the phone in the toilet. See shit, gay,..