Melpyew Edit Meaning

1. rollin on floor bcuz my fake legs have fallen off Jack - I'm soo stupid Jess - ahahaha rofbmflhfo jack - wtf?? See lmao, rofl, ..

1. A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process. Guy 1: Want to go to the pub? ..

1. A track and field event that is 400 meters in length. The current world record holder is Michael Johnson with a time of 43.18 seconds. ..