Melpyew Edit Meaning

1. A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation. I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom! See masturbatio..

1. Wasting precious time. Instead of being outside doing something important you're dickin around. C'mon man, we're burnin ..

1. Masturbating (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back). I heard you skinning your bone last night..