What is Melted Candle?
1.
the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.
oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.
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2.
an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.
"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"
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3.
External female genitalia (vulva). From the TV Show Significant Others.
Man, she had a hairy melted candle.
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4.
When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!
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