Melted Welly

What is Melted Welly?


1.

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

2.

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

See manky, melty, wellington, boot, yy

3.

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'


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