What is Melton?
1.
Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
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2.
A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.
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Random Words:
1.
Jack off.
Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.
2.
The act of male masturbation
"I Punched the clown yesterday while th..