What is Melton?
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Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
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A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.
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When you got a piece of left over poop between your butt cheeks.
Man, i got fudge wedge right now, its makin my booty wet.
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drunk; referring to the runny texture of liquor. In verb form: "to be sauced"
Mike: What was up with Shelly last night?
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