What is Melton?
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Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
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A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.
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A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!
Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an..
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1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass".
2. The process..
