Melton

What is Melton?


1.

Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.

Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.

See meltin, swamp ass, zester

2.

A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.

On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.

See autocross, autox


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