What is Melton?
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Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
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2.
A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.
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a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suff..
