Meltrix

What is Meltrix?

An old woman with a such an old gooey vagina that it's like getting your dick trapped in the matrix, but melted.

"What would you do if you had sex with a girl with a meltrix?

I'd ask Morpheus for the red pill."

See matrix, grill cheese, vagina, old, red pill

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