Melty Man

What is Melty Man?

For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.

He kills a man's erection.

First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."

Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--

Jeff: Or he will come.

Steve: And you won't

Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!

Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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