What is Melty Man?
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For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.
He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.
He kills a man's erection.
First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--
Jeff: Or he will come.
Steve: And you won't
Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!
Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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