What is Meluaism?
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Meluaism is the gentle belief in a smooth, tender, sweet, pleasantly mild, rich but slightly forgetful manner of conducting your life, completely free from harshness and bitterness.
A belief, almost but not quite semi-religious, emanating from a fusion of the words mellow, mellifluous and Melua
I converted to Meluaism after my peaceful trip to Beijing on nine million bicycles.
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