Meluaism

What is Meluaism?


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Meluaism is the gentle belief in a smooth, tender, sweet, pleasantly mild, rich but slightly forgetful manner of conducting your life, completely free from harshness and bitterness.

A belief, almost but not quite semi-religious, emanating from a fusion of the words mellow, mellifluous and Melua

I converted to Meluaism after my peaceful trip to Beijing on nine million bicycles.

See religion, music, mellifluous


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