What is Melum?
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To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.
"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"
"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"
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Random Words:
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Don't worry, be happy; Let It Go
Y'all trippin right now. Dat shit ain't worth it. Y'all shunt trip.
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