What is Melum?
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To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.
"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"
"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"
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When a vail gets placed on a mans head and they leave it on with pride.
While at work, a vail was placed on Aarons head he wore it with..
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noun - Law enforcement operative using police decoys to catch suspects of pedophilia and other internet related crimes against minors.
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