What is Melum?
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To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.
"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"
"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"
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Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.
I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.
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Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.
"I splattered her bowels with man..
