Melum

What is Melum?


1.

To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.

"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"

See consume, asshole


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