Melum

What is Melum?


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To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.

"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"

See consume, asshole


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