What is Melunt?
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"Melunt" is the official term given to the act of having an entire watermelon trapped inside your vagina.
It has only happened 3 times in the history of existence.
Mrs. Raggleteets accepted little milk that Wednesday, making it apparent to all those at the compulsory brunch that she had been melunted by her late, great Husband, "Large George the Supposed King."
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An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Facto..