What is Melv?
1.
a clit rub
i gave her poon a quick melv
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An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
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3.
Whilen out while drunk or high
gettin wild on the floe
Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe.
Melv pass me some fruitloops.
4.
a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!
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