What is Melvin?
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A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.
Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.
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front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia
Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.
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3.
A wedgie in the front.
Dude, we totally just melvined Death!
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4.
When someone grabs your the front of your tighty whities and pulls up very hard. (usually done to guys to harm balls). It hurts bad.
When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and I regret it. My brother came up to me while i was sleeping. I was on my back and he grabbed the front of the elastic and pulled up real hard (a melvin) and was holding me in the air. I woke up and was trying to stop him but he had my hands tied in a rope behind my back. He was 17 at the time. So he was strong. Then when i fell asleep again he gave me a hanging wedgie in our bathroom on a tail rack and I couldn't get down.He probably did this because he always made fun of me for wearing briefs and not boxers like him.
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pulling the front of ones underwear, giving them a wedgie, and also crushing their balls, at the same time. Usually done by teens.
It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.
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A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.
Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.
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A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
A bully is giving you a huge melvin and it hurts like hell in between your pu**y.
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