Melvin Crotchnick

What is Melvin Crotchnick?

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

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Lazy Penis

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Napticipation

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Ho-err

1. (NOUN)The Skankiest Ho in Town.So loose a bus could parallel park up her birdy. "OMG - did you see that filthy little HO-ERR over ..

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