What is Melvin Crotchnick?
A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.
Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.
"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
See Alison
