Melvin Crotchnick

What is Melvin Crotchnick?

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

See Alison

Octopi

1. An attempted pluralization of the word "octopus". "Octopus", however, does not pluralize as most other words ending..

Hot Beef Sundae

1. While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea. (note: Can also be ..

Suburban Warfare

1. The act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. Making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Melvin Crotchnick Edit Meaning