Melvin Crotchnick

What is Melvin Crotchnick?

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

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Ziploc Mode

1. When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..

Arse To Mouth

1. In the heat of the moment, you sometimes go arse to mouth. You never go arse to mouth! See bum, ass, to, mouth..

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

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