What is Melvin Waffle?
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The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.
Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.
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When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.
Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty
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