Melvin Waffle

What is Melvin Waffle?

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The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.

Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.

See tennis, racket, car, driving, waffle, ass, moon, mooning, welt
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