What is Melvin Waffle?
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The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.
Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.
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Orifices between a woman's thighs, including her anus and vagina, that can and should be used for sexual gratification.
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One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)
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