What is Melvina?
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Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.
Oh christ! Here comes Vina... break's over fellas.
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The sound created when a man thrusts his penis into a tight, well lubricated vagina. Also known as vulva volume.
Man, pumping that dirt..
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Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business
Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went col..
