What is Melvina?
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Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.
Oh christ! Here comes Vina... break's over fellas.
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When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their origi..
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When one becomes tan enough that they don't seem to get sunburn anymore. Often refuse to wear sunscreen due to this.
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