Melvina

What is Melvina?


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Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.

Oh christ! Here comes Vina... break's over fellas.


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