What is Melvina?
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Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.
Oh christ! Here comes Vina... break's over fellas.
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The act of removing a soiled condom, then repeatedly whipping her across the face with it. If she enjoys this, try the Tom Bomb.
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phrase: Used when one is informing another person that they are now their friend on Twitter.
Victor - "Hey Nima, I'm followin..
