Melvinators

What is Melvinators?

A pair of jortsor slightly too small sweat pants that are very melvin prone.

These are typically worn by children (by no falt of their own), douchbags, internet gamers, and avid Nascar fans.

The only acceptable situation for the melvinators are for typical household activites that could result in ruining a good pair of pants.

Im going to put on these melvinators to paint the garage, I hope no one I know sees me.

Dude did you see that guy? He must have bought those melvinators in the late 80's.

See melvin, melvins, wedgie, front wedgie, jorts

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