Melvis

What is Melvis?


1.

Any Mexican that bares a striking resemblence to Elvis.

Did you see that guy mowing the lawn? He was a total Melvis.

See Carrie

2.

Melvis is a name applied to anyone who could pass for the Mexican Elvis. Owner of a Mexican restaurant in Columbia, SC.

Symptoms of a Melvis include pompadour, golden chains, and lots of prominently displayed chest hair.

That Melvis dude makes some damn good tacos!


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