Melvyn

What is Melvyn?


1.

Refers to a stero-typical middle age Jewish male. Would generally be a Tottenham fan who likes Bruce Springsteen or pink Floyd. Favoured apparel would be a hard rock leather jacket worn as often as possible generally from some where non-pronounceable. Might note often how he is still with it and can handle himself, not out of choice but only when needed.

Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom.

That fella over there, in the hard rock bahamas jacket, buying all that smoked salmon and herring is a right Melvyn. Look at his tracksuit.

See deli, keychain

2.

A metrosexual male who is drawn/attracted to women who are already committed to other men.

He is such a Melvyn.

3.

Metrosexual

Eats a lot of biscuits

Liverpool

Very good at Blondie imitations

Yellow hair

Nipples

'Look at that Melvyn guy shaking his yellow hair and imitating Blondie. I think it's straightened'

'Pah, metrosexual'

'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game'

'He sure likes biscuits'

See mel, liverpool, biscuit, lewis, bum


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