Melyssa

What is Melyssa?


1.

One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

2.

the sexiest bitch that ever lived. Owns chris's cock.

hi chris, im melyssa, i own your cock.

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3.

a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.

"You wanna do the Melyssa?"

or

"Gosh you were such a Melyssa tonight!"

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