Memorandum

What is Memorandum?


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memorandum is when you strike the judgein the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitaliaand call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junkand call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.

did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..

"yea... good for him"


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