Memowned

What is Memowned?


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when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.

Nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper

Darby: Yea i clogged the toilet yesterday

Nick: hahaha..mowned!

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