Memphis Hummus

What is Memphis Hummus?


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Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

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