Memphis Hummus

What is Memphis Hummus?


1.

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

See anal, ass, butt, jizz, eating, splooge, memphis, hummus, shit, fart, hershey squirt, sex, delicious, yummy, omg, ass viking, butt pirate, quimmets, herpes, aids


2

Random Words:

1. A closetedgay man who betrays his own people. Based on the phrase "Uncle Tom" (a black man who betrays his own people) and th..
1. Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans a..
1. The sores one gets at the corners of the mouth from the sharp plastice edge wrapping when sucking the ice in of an Otter Pop. Girl: Ugh..