Memphis Meat Hook

What is Memphis Meat Hook?


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The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).

Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.

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