What is Men?
1.
A sex that some women on slangdefine come to bitch about because they have recently been dumped, or can't get any.
Jennifer: OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I EVER GET LAID. FUCK MEN, FUCK THEM ALL. AHAHAHA I WILL GOTO slangdefine DOT COM AND WRITE UP A DEFINIITON ON HOW MUCH MEN SUCK. AHAHAH THAT'LL SHOW EM.
and now i must not use caps in this example because slangdefine wont let me add the definition unless there are some non-capital letters.
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2.
The male version of the human species.
Without them, the human race would perish because no one could procreate.
We all need men to survive.
3.
Plural form of
Some men came over to watch the football game.
4.
Plural of man.
*Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass,
Faux men say stuff like this in the
"The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about sex and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. Though they're not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. They have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they'll just say that they're right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. And different than the woman's belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it's easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. The world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we'd have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate... women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of sex."
"A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money."
"Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women."
Jane: "Eliza, all men are assholes. Your standards are too high. You have never met a so-called 'real man.'"
Eliza: "I met him, I fucked him, I married him. And there are others out there, it's just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them."
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i think i seen one of those the other day
1 out of every million men is a real man
6.
Men are very misintrepreted creatures in this world. Mostly from the Hollywood idea or "sterotypical" theory that they are useless, perves, only think about sex, bang as many women as they can, have no emotional connections, don't care about a girl's feelings, are dominate all the time, sexist, and many many more things.
Many men in this world are exactly like that, or fit under at least one definition that's bad. But, many of them are caring, emotional, fun, and don't just think about their wants. They don't just want to "fuck" a girl and they have respect. I'm so tired of stupid girls who are all jacked up and being overly emotional about themselves. Grow up and get a husband. Men who complain about girls being too emotional or selfish have all the right in the world because look at some of the girls around us! Not all of girls are like that though, so don't say we all are. But its unfair for girls to say all men are horrible when look at all the women. Men do want real love no matter what anyone says about that. Some of them are just too insecure and cover their real feelings up with nasty jokes, sexual disrespect, and sexism. We will always need men to "reproduce" and to share pleasure with. And no, we don't all just want sex as some emotional loving joy and all for our feelings, but for fun and pleasure too. Don't assume that. If men want to say otherwise, then they too can just go right under the sterotypical category and it won't matter because there's already dozens in there. But, high fives for men. We need them, we love them, we couldn't function without them.
Fag: All men suck, they just want sex.
Me: No, your just mad because you can't get any.
Fag: Oh, but men still suck.
Me: Screw You.
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the male version of a species
often misunderstood
Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason.
Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.
2 years of being treated like crap by the majority of jock loving high school girls. Luckily though since i am a romantic guy I still show respect for women.
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