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One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.
Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...
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An ugly or fat girl.
A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.
If you know anyone who has se..
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The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.
My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon..