Mendoncfest Edit Meaning

1. The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head...

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

1. After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabr..