Mendoza

What is Mendoza?


1.

A cry of anguish. A man can yell Mendoza in any situation, whether it be his soon to be retired partner getting gunned down by organised criminals, or your dinner falling off the table thanks to an untidy housemate.

Emphasis can be added with a gaze into the sky and a shaking of the fist.

McBain: "Scoey! NOOOO! MENDOZA!"

See anguish, pain, despair, anger, mad

2.

Cold Mountain. Originates from Spain. A person who comes from the Cold Mountain.

She is from Mendoza.

See mountain, cold, origin, spain

3.

A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.

Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.

This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.

Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"

Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."

------

Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."

See fat chick, hogging, beast, heavyweight, mendoza line

4.

Large group of unruly people you don't know well

Don't bring the Mendoza with you when you come by tonight.

5.

Adj. A person who lacks basic knowledge and intelligence.

Verb. To speak gibberish or to talk similar to the mentally handicapped

Congressman Smith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.

The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.

See retard, slow, underachiever, f-tard


29

Random Words:

1. fresh jive: new lingofresh as in, so cool, new, clean: jive as in, style language, flow. with my fresh jive i'm always keeping it ..
1. A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus..
1. penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus ..
Book Banner