Menoclaus

What is Menoclaus?


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(men-o-KLAWS) noun. the suffering of menopause-like symptoms during the holiday season.

"It's only the first of December, but all this early holiday music is giving me total Menoclaus."

or

"All the crowds of shoppers are kicking up my Menoclaus."

See menopause, christmas, santa, santa claus, thanksgiving, new years, women, men, minstral, yule, x-mas, egg nog, presents, pms, rage, estrogen, anger, family, stress, merry, reefs, relatives, traffic, trees, stars, jesus, mary, joseph, december, november, january, season, baby jesus, reindeer, bankruptcy, alcohol, work, eve, food, feast, dinner, ham, turkey, cranberry sauce, snow, white, snowman, stocking, rudolph, travel, murder, guns, scissors, tape, red, green, ear muffs, angels, saints, claymation, pancakes, syrup, money, debt, people, dancer, prancer, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, vixen, dasher, macy's, drummer boy, gays, lesbians, straights, animals, fire, bathroom, noose, cheer, champagne, ball, drop, sweaters, wool, depression, anxiety


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