Menopanic

What is Menopanic?


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The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.

"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"

"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."

"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"

See biological clock, old maid, menopause, egg timer, beer goggles


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