Menopause Edit Meaning

1.

The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children.

Kid 1: Hey, what's up?

Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters!

See menstruation, sex, reproduction, pregnancy, age

2.

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!

Chatarra: You got menopause!

See yo momma

3.

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.

She was mean because she was going through menopause.

See menopause, women, hormonal

4.

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

See fat, old, big, large

5.

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

See whore, dusty, bitchy, momma