Menstrual Loaf

What is Menstrual Loaf?

1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.

2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.

I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.

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