Mental Constipation

What is Mental Constipation?


1.

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impactionis self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadlinemay be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"

Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

2.

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?

Person 2: Uhh...34?

Person 1: ...what?

Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

See mental, constipation, blockage, brain, writer, block, constipated

3.

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an analpersonality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

See anal, shit, uptight


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