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A fresh piece of poop,so fresh it has steam rising off of it.
I dropped a steaming browning on the elavator when nobody was looking...
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Oral Sex, mmm, yummy
I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..
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The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a heal..
